Two seagulls: Gertrude and Heathcliff:
Heathcliff: “I wonder who will be the first to sit on the bench today?”
Gertrude: “Oh, I do hope it’s the bag lady. She always shares her bread with us.”
Heathcliff: “If that mama brings her two brats to play, I’m leaving. Those kids like to chase me."
Gertrude (chuckling): Now, dear, boys will be boys.”
Gertrude (chuckling): Now, dear, boys will be boys.”
Heathcliff: “A tweak from my beak in their seat would stop such foolishness.”
Gertrude: “Maybe that elderly couple will sit in the sunshine and hold hands later. (Sigh) So romantic."
Heathcliff (nuzzling her neck): “Just like us, me amour.”
Heathcliff (nuzzling her neck): “Just like us, me amour.”
Gertrude: (preening her feathers) “Oh, Heath, you know how I get when you speak French.”
Heathcliff: “French! Suzie Secretary likes to sit on the bench and eat lunch from McDonalds. French fries today, baby.”
Gertrude: (disgusted) “Is food all you think about?”
Heathcliff: “I’m a bird, Gert. Get over it."